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Étiquette : Alphonse Allais

Alphonse Allais : un talent plein d’humour

Né le 20 octobre 1854 à Honfleur, Alphonse Allais est un humoriste, journaliste et écrivain français. Vivant dans une famille appartenant à la classe moyenne de l’époque, cet homme de lettres viendra, après l’obtention de son baccalauréat, soi-disant continuer ses études à Paris. En effet, il n’ira dans aucune école de pharmacie et son père décidera alors de ne plus lui envoyer de l’argent. Il se doit ainsi de travailler pour subvenir à ses besoins et commencera dans le domaine de la photographie, en vain. Il s’essayera alors au journalisme et publiera des chroniques drôles dans des journaux de la capitale française. Il décidera ensuite de reprendre ses études de pharmacien et obtiendra son diplôme en 1880.

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Les hommes mûrs aiment bien

Les hommes mûrs aiment bien que les petites filles de quinze ans leur fassent de beaux sourires avec des yeux en velours.

Alphonse Allais Extrait de journal Le Chat noir- 2 Mai 1885

 

Une citation sur le sourire


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 Les hommes mûrs aiment bien que les petites filles de quinze ans leur fassent de beaux sourires avec des yeux en velours.  Alphonse Allais   Extrait de journal Le Chat noir- 2 Mai 1885    CITATION SOURIRE

C’est drôle, on parle souvent

C’est drôle, on parle souvent du Pôle Nord, plus rarement du Pôle Sud, et jamais du Pôle Ouest ni du Pôle Est. Pourquoi cette injustice ? …ou cet oubli ?

Alphonse Allais 

Une citation sur le sourire


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 C est drôle, on parle souvent du Pôle Nord, plus rarement du Pôle Sud, et jamais du Pôle Ouest ni du Pôle Est. Pourquoi cette injustice ? ...ou cet oubli ?  Alphonse Allais   CITATION SOURIRE

Il faut prendre l’argent là

Il faut prendre l’argent là où il se trouve, c’est-à-dire chez les pauvres. Bon d’accord, ils n’ont pas beaucoup d’argent, mais il y a beaucoup de pauvres.

Alphonse Allais Extrait de Le

 

Une citation sur le sourire


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 Il faut prendre l argent là où il se trouve, c est-à-dire chez les pauvres. Bon d accord, ils n ont pas beaucoup d argent, mais il y a beaucoup de pauvres.  Alphonse Allais   Extrait de Le    CITATION SOURIRE

La mort est un manque de

La mort est un manque de savoir-vivre.

Alphonse Allais Une citation sur le savoir


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 La mort est un manque de savoir-vivre.  Alphonse Allais   CITATION SAVOIR

Les familles, l’été venu, se

Les familles, l’été venu, se dirigent vers la mer en y emmenant leurs enfants. Dans l’espoir, souvent déçu, de noyer les plus laids.

Alphonse Allais

Une citation sur l’espoir


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 Les familles, l été venu, se dirigent vers la mer en y emmenant leurs enfants. Dans l espoir, souvent déçu, de noyer les plus laids.  Alphonse Allais  CITATION ESPOIR

Il ne suffit pas d’avoir du

Il ne suffit pas d’avoir du talent. Il faut encore savoir s’en servir.

Alphonse Allais

 

Une citation sur le savoir


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 Il ne suffit pas d avoir du talent. Il faut encore savoir s en servir.  Alphonse Allais     CITATION SAVOIR

La mer est salée parce qu’il y a

La mer est salée parce qu’il y a des morues dedans. Et si elle ne déborde pas, c’est parce que la Providence, dans sa sagesse, a placé aussi des éponges.

Alphonse Allais

Une citation sur la sagesse


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 La mer est salée parce qu il y a des morues dedans. Et si elle ne déborde pas, c est parce que la Providence, dans sa sagesse, a placé aussi des éponges.  Alphonse Allais  CITATION SAGESSE

Répondant avec trois mois de

Répondant avec trois mois de retard à une lettre de Jules Renard, il écrivit: – Excuse-moi d’avoir tant tardé à te répondre mais, quand la lettre est arrivée, j’étais au fond du jardin.

Alphonse Allais

 

Une citation sur l’excuse

La mère rit de son

La mère rit de son arrondissement.

Alphonse Allais

Une citation fête des Mères


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 La mère rit de son arrondissement.  Alphonse Allais  CITATION FÊTE DES MÈRES

Le comble de la politesse:

Le comble de la politesse: S’asseoir sur son derrière et de lui demander pardon.

Alphonse Allais Extrait du journal Le Tintamarre

 

Une citation sur le pardon


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 Le comble de la politesse: S asseoir sur son derrière et de lui demander pardon.  Alphonse Allais  Extrait du journal Le Tintamarre    CITATIONS PARDON

Si la mère a ressemblé si

Si la mère a ressemblé si parfaitement à la fille, il est certain qu’un jour, la fille ressemblera parfaitement à la mère.

Alphonse Allais

Une citation fête des Mères


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 Si la mère a ressemblé si parfaitement à la fille, il est certain qu un jour, la fille ressemblera parfaitement à la mère.  Alphonse Allais  CITATION FÊTE DES MÈRES

L’unique moyen qu’on ait

L’unique moyen qu’on ait jusqu’à présent trouvé de faire cesser la solitude d’une femme, c’est de la partager avec elle.

Alphonse Allais Extrait de Le Chat noir

Une citation sur la solitude


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 L unique moyen qu on ait jusqu à présent trouvé de faire cesser la solitude d une femme, c est de la partager avec elle.  Alphonse Allais   Extrait de Le Chat noir  Une citation sur la solitude  CITATION SOLITUDE

Je suis une nature plutôt

Je suis une nature plutôt intime, qui préfère à tout autre plaisir la solitude à deux.

Alphonse Allais

Une citation sur la solitude


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 Je suis une nature plutôt intime, qui préfère à tout autre plaisir la solitude à deux.  Alphonse Allais  Une citation sur la solitude  CITATION SOLITUDE

Impossible de vous dire mon

Impossible de vous dire mon âge, il change tout le temps.

Alphonse Allais

Une citation sur l’anniversaire


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 Impossible de vous dire mon âge, il change tout le temps.  Alphonse Allais  Une citation sur l anniversaire  CITATIONS ANNIVERSAIRE

On a dit que le génie était

On a dit que le génie était une longue patience. Et le mariage donc ?

Alphonse Allais

Une citation sur le mariage


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 On a dit que le génie était une longue patience. Et le mariage donc ?  Alphonse Allais  Une citation sur le mariage  CITATIONS POUR SE MARIER

Un mari quelque peu volage, –

Un mari quelque peu volage, – Le lendemain de son mariage – Tua sa femme à son réveil. – Moralité: La nuit porte conseil…

Alphonse Allais

Une citation sur le mariage


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 Un mari quelque peu volage, - Le lendemain de son mariage - Tua sa femme à son réveil. - Moralité: La nuit porte conseil...  Alphonse Allais  Une citation sur le mariage  CITATIONS POUR SE MARIER

Je suis une nature plutôt

Je suis une nature plutôt intime, qui préfère à tout autre plaisir la solitude à deux.

Alphonse Allais

Une citation d’amour


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 Je suis une nature plutôt intime, qui préfère à tout autre plaisir la solitude à deux.  Alphonse Allais  CITATION AMOUR
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